Out door kitty

Yes !! It's true I finally got a photo of my outdoor kitty well one of them anyways.
The other one remains photo less to spite my attempts to capture him on film.

We are goofy

OK mom went out and bought a pair of tennis shoes & laid the box on the floor. I scratched all the paper out and then look. Don't I look comfy in my new bed? I do feel a wee bit cramped though.

Ok That looks like fun but I'm not gonna cram myself in like you did.

Cat's Resolutions

This little poem was emailed to me but I just found it cute enough to share with you all..

Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

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Thought some of our cat lovers might get a kick out of this.

"Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions"

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.

It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my "kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.
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All better

Well I have been sick for a few day's but am now better. My human gave me a little pepto and my tummy is all better.

We love our humans !!!

Our female human got us a new toy. We Love Her !!!




Nothing laying on the floor is safe

Water 101

The goofy Speedy has found a new way of drinking water.He no longer gets inside the bath tub.Well not all the way's anyway. LOL
I just had to share this with you all.

Human or Cat ???

What do You Think?? Cause I think he was trying
to get dressed for work & just gave up.
This is our Speedy......

Our Diamond

The boys came over for Labor day & I asked Nicky to take the water out of this box & put it in the fridge. Well when he got done he asked me what to do with the box. I told him to put it on the ground and see how long it takes for diamond to get in. He looked at me as if I had lost my mind but that's OK. It took less than 15 minutes and Our Diamond was in the box. Diamond used to do this as a kitten and guess he never forgot. God forbid one of the other cats tried to get in that only caused a cat fight. MEOW MEOW. The boys had a good laugh.

More Cat or Dog ??

You Are: 0% Dog, 100% Cat

You are are almost exactly like a cat. You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way. And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone!

Are You More Cat or Dog?

Funny cat joke !!!

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one, but it might help.
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked, I hauled her butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car....

My cat's

Can not clean my desk now...LOL That's the best excuse I can find to putting off this chore... LOL
CryBaby chillen on my lepord rug in the foyer....

Kitten Born With Two Faces, One Body

Kitten Born With Two Faces, One Body
UPDATED: 11:56 am PDT July 17, 2006
GROVE CITY, Ohio -- A bizarre animal was discovered in Ohio last week -- a kitten was born with two faces.
The kitten was born Wednesday morning, Columbus television station WCMH reported. It has two mouths that meow in unison, two noses and four eyes that have not opened yet, the station said.
"I was playing outside in the rain. Once I came in, I saw a two-faced cat my mom was picking up. That's how I knew there was a two-faced cat," said Charles Roberts, the cat's owner.
Roberts said he hasn't decided on a name for the kitten yet, but said he wants to name it Tiger.
There are two other kittens from the litter, but there was only one cat born with two faces.
Charles said that the fact that the kitten has two faces does not bother him. What did bother him is that the kitten did not nurse at first. He said later that the kitten began nursing.
"I think he's cute, but I don't think he's going to live because he hasn't been chewing," Roberts said.
Dr. Shane Bateman with The Ohio State University Veterinary Hospital said a two-faced kitten is extremely rare and there's no real explanation as to why it would have happened.
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http://www.kirotv.com/family/9527052/detail.html?treets=sea&tid=2657189628813&tml=sea_nots&tmi=sea_nots_1_01000207172006&ts=H

Cat Joke

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"
Hey we need a cute clean one every once in awhile

Care Package

I got my lovely care package from a dear Friend named Cherie in the mail on 7-12-2006. I was laying it on the kitchen floor to get a photo and had a little help. Helper #1 was Speedy

Helper # 2 was Dimond

Helper # 3 was Crybaby
& after all the excitement was over here she sleeps in my lap while I try to stitch for a while..

Thank You Cherie
from the bottom to the top of my heart.

Crybaby

Crybaby
Originally uploaded by stitchingnow.

Ok !! I was looking online the other day for photos of CryBaby and found out that I had not one.. I don't know what hapened to them but they are gone... I have tried to get some more & so far think I have gotten about three.
About This one....
She will sometimes sit at the foot of Dennis' chair and watch him. If he lookes like he is gonna sit she jumps in his chair... Then she talks to him as if she was saying " I'm taking your chair Daddy.." It is a funny sight to see.

Around the corner

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD !
The fabulous and VERY famous Indiana born feline turned 28 years old yesterday ! Many happy returns, big guy ! June 19th of 2006

Around the corner,
originally uploaded by stitchingnow.

Nicky got my camera and was going around the house taking photos. This is one he got of Speedy comming out of there room.

Cat Poem

When God created kitty cats,He had no recipe;
He knew He wanted something sweet,As sweet as sweet could be.
He started out with sugar,Adding just a trace of spice;
Then stirred in drops of morning dew,To keep them fresh and nice.
He thought cats should be soft to pet,Thus He gave them coats of fur;
So they could show they were content,He taught them how to purr.
He made for them long tails to wave,While strutting down the walk;
Then trained them in meow-ology,So they could do cat-talk.
He made them into acrobats,And gave them grace and poise;
Their wide-eyed curiosity,He took from little boys.
He put whiskers on their faces,Gave them tiny ears for caps;
Then shaped their little bodies,To snugly fit on laps.
He gave them eyes as big as saucers,To look into man's soul;
Then set a tolerance for mankind,As their purpose and their goal.
Benevolent ... and ... generous,He made so many of them;
Then charged, with Fatherly Concern,The human race to love them.
When one jumped up upon His lap,God gently stroked its head;
The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,"What wondrous love," God said.
God smiled at His accomplishment,So pleased with His creation;
And said, with pride, as He sat back,"At last. . .I've reached purr-fection!"

Cat Quilt

Dennis and I went to three estate sales yesterday & this is what I found at the last one. Found out this was hand quilted by the lady who owned the house and is now about 90 & in a rest home. It is all cat's, each cat it a different color. The cat sniffing is real, can't have nothing new with out at least one fur ball sniffing our sitting on it. We got a good deal on this quilt as well. They had it going for $75 witch is a steal anyways but Dennis got It for a mer $25.00.